soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via hit-an-alltimelow)

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how-am-i-meant-to-know:

Girls don’t want boyfriends and makeup.
Girls want uncensored Phil Lester swearing like a sailor.

(via screamlester)

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fobomatic:

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If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality? (via suspend)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via setisoppoattract)

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